What should Paizo do on April 1st?

I think it'd be great to see a new Kineticist released that uses the Element of Surprise. And it has a whole set of completely silly feats that aren't actually effective and shouldn't ever actually be used in a game. :D

What would you like to see?

Announce a "Pathfinder 2.6" that is based on rolling 3d6 for checks instead of 1d20.

Print rules for Starloser and Pathloser to be used in the world of Found Omens.

It's a game about getting lost at night.

Explain everything that happened during the Gap. or Bring back 1/2 of the alignments.

Enjoy a day off.

Publish a one-shot adventure that is based on defeating a Dinosaur Fort spell.

Print rules for Starloser and Pathloser to be used in the world of Found Omens.

It's a game about getting lost at night.

Careful not to trip over the omens; it's how most of them get found.

Announce a "Pathfinder 2.6" that is based on rolling 3d6 for checks instead of 1d20.

3d6? 3d6!?! Well, I guess it isn’t as completely, stupendously ridiculous and outré-for-the-sake-of-being-outré as relying on a…pair of 12 sided dice.

Announce a new CRPG being made by Larian studios with the starfinder 1e engine ;)

Announce Nethys has died and that Archives of Nethys will be ransacked of all information.

I think it'd be great to see a new Kineticist released that uses the Element of Surprise. And it has a whole set of completely silly feats that aren't actually effective and shouldn't ever actually be used in a game. :D

What would you like to see?

I think it would be a lot funnier if it was actually good, like the battlezoo dungeon ancestry. Like imagine if it was actually on nethis and could see play next to any other class.

Promote Rain in Cloudy Day to Venture Captain.

Turn ORC into a cash grab licensing scheme.

Turn ORC into a cash grab licensing scheme.

In a similar vein, they should post a draft of a new GOBLIN license - Gamers Only Bring Large Income Numbers - indicating huge price increases and Paizo taking 110% of third-party profits.

Announce ORC 2.0, which invalidates the previous ORC license.

Explain everything that happened during the Gap. or Bring back 1/2 of the alignments.

CG, CN, CE, and LN, specifically. Those that allow their dedication to law and order to be tainted by either mercy or cruelty immediately revert to some flavor of chaotic and are expected to roleplay accordingly.

Explain in detail how Aroden slipped on a banana peel and broke his neck on the way back to appear at his "welcome back" ceremony in Cheliax.

heavily imply that they'll release some form of joke material and then just make something completely normal and serious instead

Tell us all the Remaster was just a joke. And put out the next book like the Remaster never happened. Show a video of them laughing their asses off they trolled us with a Remaster for months.

They Announce a Pathfinder RPG (1st Edition) Remaster including 12 books that cover ALL of the primary Hardcover content/classes in the PC line and another 12 books to cover all of the GM line of products, set to drop April 1st 2024.

An old-school AP with drows and illithids and githzerai and beholders taking place in Greyhawk. With iconics such as Mordenkainen and Drizzt.

The famous last words of the first and final volume would be "See you in court."